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Monday 28 May 2012

[Yaadein_Meri] Joke..............

 

Jannat may daakhila...
Jannat ke darwaze pe 3 log khade the....
God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....
1st : Main masjid ka imaam hoon, sari umar aapki ibadat ki hai. 
Jannat pe mera haq hai....
God kuch nahi bole...
2nd : Main Doctor hoon, sari umar logo ki khidmat ki hai. 
Jannat pe mera haq hai....
God kuch nahi bole...
3rd : Main sari umar Saudi Arab Ki Private Company mein kam kiya hoon....
God bole : Bus......... Aage kuch mat bol....…. Rulaega Kay Paagle .......Andar aa ja......
 
ye joke hai is liye lafz 'Allah' istemaal nahi kiya gaya hai...
 
KHUDA KHAIR KARAY - RAMEEZ
Remember, one day you will appear before Allah and answer for your deeds.

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