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Monday 28 May 2012

Re: [Yaadein_Meri] Joke..............

 

خدا سے منسوب کرکے ایسے جھوٹے لطیفے نہ گھڑیں
جو اللہ کی شان کے منافی ہوں

From: Rameez Bakbak <bakbak.rameez@yahoo.com>
To: yaadein <Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Monday, May 28, 2012 4:45 PM
Subject: [Yaadein_Meri] Joke..............

 
Jannat may daakhila...
Jannat ke darwaze pe 3 log khade the....
God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....
1st : Main masjid ka imaam hoon, sari umar aapki ibadat ki hai. 
Jannat pe mera haq hai....
God kuch nahi bole...
2nd : Main Doctor hoon, sari umar logo ki khidmat ki hai. 
Jannat pe mera haq hai....
God kuch nahi bole...
3rd : Main sari umar Saudi Arab Ki Private Company mein kam kiya hoon....
God bole : Bus......... Aage kuch mat bol....…. Rulaega Kay Paagle .......Andar aa ja......
 
ye joke hai is liye lafz 'Allah' istemaal nahi kiya gaya hai...
 
KHUDA KHAIR KARAY - RAMEEZ
Remember, one day you will appear before Allah and answer for your deeds.


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