بھای صاحب اپکے جوابات پڑھتا ہوں تو ایسے لگتا ہے کہ اپ غلطی سے زمین پر اگے ہیں، اپکو تو فرشتوں کی صفوں میں ہونا چاہیے تھا۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔
A sardar enters shop shouts 'where is my free gift with this oil'???
Shopkeeper: Iske saath koi gift nahi hai...
Sardar: Oye ispe likha hai 'Cholesterol Free'
KHUDA KHAIR KARAY - RAMEEZ
Remember, one day you will appear before Allah and answer for your deeds.
From: aapka Mukhlis <aapka10@yahoo.com>
To: "Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com" <Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Monday, May 28, 2012 10:13 PM
Subject: Re: [Yaadein_Meri] Joke..............
To: "Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com" <Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Monday, May 28, 2012 10:13 PM
Subject: Re: [Yaadein_Meri] Joke..............
خدا سے منسوب کرکے ایسے جھوٹے لطیفے نہ گھڑیں
جو اللہ کی شان کے منافی ہوں
From: Rameez Bakbak <bakbak.rameez@yahoo.com>
To: yaadein <Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Monday, May 28, 2012 4:45 PM
Subject: [Yaadein_Meri] Joke..............
Jannat may daakhila...Jannat ke darwaze pe 3 log khade the....God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....1st : Main masjid ka imaam hoon, sari umar aapki ibadat ki hai.Jannat pe mera haq hai....God kuch nahi bole...2nd : Main Doctor hoon, sari umar logo ki khidmat ki hai.Jannat pe mera haq hai....God kuch nahi bole...3rd : Main sari umar Saudi Arab Ki Private Company mein kam kiya hoon....God bole : Bus......... Aage kuch mat bol....…. Rulaega Kay Paagle .......Andar aa ja......ye joke hai is liye lafz 'Allah' istemaal nahi kiya gaya hai...KHUDA KHAIR KARAY - RAMEEZRemember, one day you will appear before Allah and answer for your deeds.
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