[Yaadein_Meri] : An Alternitive to prison

 

 

 

 

  
No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a Holiday Inn! With the  average cost for a nursing home care costing £188.00 per day, there is a  better way when we get old and too feeble.

For  a combined long-term stay discount and senior discount, it's £59.23 per  night. Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the  afternoon.

  

That  leaves £128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or  room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV  movies.

  

Plus,  they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and  washer-dryer, etc.

  
Most  have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and  soap.

£5  worth of tips a day and you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help  you.

  

They  treat you like a customer, not a  patient.

  

There's  a bus stop out front, and seniors ride  free.
For  a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the  nice restaurants there.
While  you're at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building  up.

  

It  takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take  your reservation  today.
    
 And  you're not stuck in one place forever -you can move from Inn to Inn, or  even from city to city.

  

Want  to see Scotland? They have Holiday Inn there  too.

  

TV  broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem.  They fix everything, and apologize for the  inconvenience.
    
The  Inn has a night security person and daily room service.  The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they'll call an ambulance.  . .or the undertaker.
    
  If  you fall and break a hip, NHS will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will  upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.  

And  no worries about visits from family.. They will always be glad to find  you, and probably check in for a few days  mini-vacation.  
The  grand-kids can use the pool.  What  more could I ask for?

So,  when I reach that golden age, I'll face it with a  grin.  AIDS  WARNING!     ....

SENIOR  CITIZENS
ARE  THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF  AIDS!

HEARING  AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS  

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,  

MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!  

Not  forgetting HIV  (Hair  is Vanishing)

I'm  only sending this to my 'old' friends.             2 Attached  Images
                          
 

WEL COME TO NORTH AMERICA=OH HOHO!!!

 

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