Waaaaaaaaooow!!!
Mujhe apne bheje joke se ziyada nichey ke do replies padh ke hansi aai,,, ke log kaese hote hain, ke apni dushmani ki bhadaas nikalne ke liye ghalat ko bhi sach kahdete hain...
Waah bhaiyo waah!!! kabhi to aap logon ko 'Allah' ki bajaey 'Khuda' likhna bhi gawarah nahi hota aur ab jabke main ne lafz 'God' likha to aap log is lafz ko 'Allah' se mila rahe ho...
Bhai ji Allah sirf jannat may hi nahi balke har jagah maojood hai...
Apni bhadas nikalne aur apni danai sabit karne ke liye "Ram aur Raheem" ek hain ka nara mat lagaiye,,, kyonke lafz Allah hi hai jo tamaam tarifon ke khabil hai aur tamaam tarifen sirf Allah ke liye hain,,, aur lafz Allah bejood hai iska koi jood nahi...
Allah hampar raham kare aameen.
X to Y:- Aapko mujh may kya acha lagta hai, meri Samajhdaari ya Hoshiyaari???
Y to X:- Mujhe to ye tumhari mazakh karne ki aadat achi lagti hai...
So please ziyada mazaqh mat kijiye, mujhe hansi bahot aati hai 
KHUDA KHAIR KARAY - RAMEEZ
Remember, one day you will appear before Allah and answer for your deeds.
From: Afzal Hussain <afzalhussain42@yahoo.com>
To: "Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com" <Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com>; "bakbak.rameez@yahoo.com" <bakbak.rameez@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:08 AM
Subject: Re: [Yaadein_Meri] Joke..............
To: "Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com" <Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com>; "bakbak.rameez@yahoo.com" <bakbak.rameez@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:08 AM
Subject: Re: [Yaadein_Meri] Joke..............
Assala Alaikum
Rameez Bhai sahab ye behudapan hai is mein Allah ka mazaq kiya gaya hai. Aap ne kaha tha aurat ki izzat karni chahiye aur aap to Allah ka he maqaz bana rahe ho. aur Jannat mein kaun rehta hai....................? Bhai Allah aur Rasool se daro...........han baat meri karvi hai magar aap khud sochen..................
Allah Hafedh
Afzal Hussain
From: "salimaabjani@yahoo.com" <salimaabjani@yahoo.com>
To: Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Monday, May 28, 2012 11:50 PM
Subject: Re: [Yaadein_Meri] Joke..............
God or Allah aik Hi hain
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From: "Rameez Bakbak" <bakbak.rameez@yahoo.com>
To: "yaadein" <Yaadein_Meri@yahoogroups.com>
Subject: [Yaadein_Meri] Joke..............
Date: Mon, May 28, 2012 8:45 am
Jannat may daakhila...Jannat ke darwaze pe 3 log khade the....God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....1st : Main masjid ka imaam hoon, sari umar aapki ibadat ki hai.Jannat pe mera haq hai....God kuch nahi bole...2nd : Main Doctor hoon, sari umar logo ki khidmat ki hai.Jannat pe mera haq hai....God kuch nahi bole...3rd : Main sari umar Saudi Arab Ki Private Company mein kam kiya hoon....God bole : Bus......... Aage kuch mat bol....…. Rulaega Kay Paagle .......Andar aa ja......ye joke hai is liye lafz 'Allah' istemaal nahi kiya gaya hai...KHUDA KHAIR KARAY - RAMEEZRemember, one day you will appear before Allah and answer for your deeds.
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