Serious Jokes....
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!
Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:
G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar
P= Petrol & Penny
Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1
Litre Petrol.
Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!
All Girls' Dream come True!
All Girls' Dream: men will come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!
Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowery.
Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both.
Now Tata Nano's fuel cost will be more than its EMI (Equal Monthly
Installments)!
Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);
Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!
Finally it has happened…
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON't DRIVE !!!
Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!
Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
We have the world's cheapest car and the world's costliest petrol.
रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!
Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA
Nano absolutely free.
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