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What a new research of  great Definations of Designations>Nice Unique mail.

> Definitions of Designations...
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> Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
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> Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
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> Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
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> Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
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> Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
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> Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
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> Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
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> Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
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> Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
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> HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
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