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Friday 31 May 2013

~:C.C.4.U:~ New Generation Indian Daughter-in-Law

 

  Chandra Vaitha  

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.

The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today), was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

As expected she gave a speech, "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life OR your routine. "No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.

Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

Those who cooked should not stop ON  my account, AND those who used to clean should continue cleaning !!!

"And what are you here for Bahurani?" enquired the mother-in-law.

"
As for me, I'm here just to entertain your son !"

 

 

 OSafari with the Mother-in-law.

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A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

 

One morning, while still deep in the jungle, the hunter's wife awakened to find her mother gone..

She woke her husband, and they both set off in search of the old woman.

In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight.


The mother-in-law was standing face to face with a ferocious lion.

"What are we going to do,"? ----  his horrified wife asked.

 

"Nothing," ----   her husband replied.

"The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it ." 
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