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Sunday, 23 December 2012

~:C.C.4.U:~ ~:)Smiles~My Exhaustive Job Search*-:) LOL ~Smiles for All ~:)~{OMG!~Really Clever!}

Assalaamu `Alaykum '

-:) Smiles for All -:)

My Exhaustive Job Search

'This is Really clever...I wonder who thinks of all this stuff.'

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
    but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.


2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn't suited for it --

mainly because it was a sew-sew job.


4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.

5/~Then, tried being a Chef -

figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but just didn't have the thyme.

6/~ Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,

but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.


8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
     but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
    but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job..

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a Historian -

until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,

but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15/ SO, I TRIED