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Wednesday, 12 September 2012

«*» RUKHSANA«*» The Top Ten of Everything


 
Thanks / Regards
Shakeel Ahmed
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
 
 
Top ten of everything. Really quite interesting and informative
 
GEOGRAPHY
 
COUNTRIES
 
VACATIONS
 
AUTOMOBILES
 
BUSINESS & CONSUMERISM
MISCELLANEOUS
 

 
+Ten Thoughts to Ponder
 
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
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Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.


Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
 
 
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.


Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."


Thanks / Regards
Shakeel Ahmed
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

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