~:C.C.4.U:~ A brief History Of India - as written by Class- XI Student !!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

A BRIEF HISTORY OF INDIA... as written by a Class - X schoolboy, with all the original spellings. This guy is a genius!!!     The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two  cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Darao . These cities had the best drain system  in the world and so there was no brain drain from them. Ancient India was full of  myths, which have been handed down from son to father. A myth is a female moth. A  collection of myths is called mythology, which means stories with female  caricatures. One myth says that people in olden times worshipped monkeys because  they were our incestors. In olden times there were two big families in India. One was called the Pandava  and the other was called the Karova. They fought amongst themselves in a battle  called Mahabharat, after which India came to be known as Mera Bharat Mahan. In midevil times India was ruled by the Slave Dienasty. So named because they all  died a nasty death. Then came the Tughlaqs who shifted their capital from Delhi  because of its pollution. They were followed by the Mowglis. The greatest Mowgli was Akbar because he  extinguished himself on the battlefield of Panipat which is in Hurryana. But his  son Jehangir was peace loving; he married one Hindu wife and kept 300 porcupines. Then came Shahajahan who had 14 sons. Family planning had not been invented at  that time. He also built the Taj Mahal hotel for his wife who now sleeps there.  The king sent all his sons away to distant parts of India because they started  quarrelling. Dara Seiko was sent to UP, Shaikh Bhakhtiyar was sent to J & K, while Orangezip  came to Bombay to fight Shivaji. However, after that they changed its name to  Mumbai because Shivaji's sena did not like it. They also do not like New Delhi, so  they are calling it Door Darshan. After the Mowglis came Vasco the Gama. He was an exploder who was circumcising  India with a 100 foot clipper. Then came the British. They brought with them many inventions such as cricket,  tramtarts and steamed railways. They were followed by the French who brought in French fries, pizzazz and laundry.  But Robert Clive drove them out when he deafened Duplex who was out membered since  the British had the queen on their side. Eventually, the British came to overrule  India because there was too much diversity in our unity. The British overruled  India for a long period. They were great expotents and impotents. They started  expoting salt from India and impoting cloth. This was not liked by Mahatma Gandhi who wanted to produce his own salt. This was  called the swedish moment. During this moment, many people burnt their lion cloths  in the street and refused to wear anything else. The British became very angry at  this and stopped the production of Indian testiles. In 1920, Mahatma Gandhi was married to one wife. Soon after he became the father  of the nation. In 1942 he started the Quiet India moment, so named because the  British were quietly lootaoing our country. In 1947, India became free and its people became freely loving. This increased our  population. Its government became a limited mockery, which means people are  allowed to take the law in their own hands with the help of the police. Our  constipation is the best in the world because it says that no man can be hanged  twice for the same crime. It also says you cannot be put in prison if you have not  paid your taxis. Another important thing about our constipation is that it can be  changed. This is not possible with the British constipation because it is not  written on paper. The Indian Parlemint consists of two houses which are called lower and higher.  This is because one Mr Honest Abe said that two houses divided against itself  cannot withstand. So Pandit Nehru asked the British for freedom at midnight since the British were  afraid of the dark . At midnight, on August 15, there was a tryst in Parlemint in  which many participated by wearing khaki and hosting the flag. Recently in India, there have been a large number of scams and a plaque. It can be  dangerous because many people died of plaque in Surat. Scams are all over India.  One of these was in Bihar where holy cows were not given anything to eat by their  elected leader. The other scam was in Bofor which is a small town in Switzerland.  In this, a lot of Indian money was given to buy a gun which can shoot a coot. Presently India has a coalishun government made up of many parties, left, right  and centre. It has started to library the economy. This means that there is now no  need for a licence as the economy will be driven by itself. India is also trying  to become an Asian tiger because its own tigers are being poached. Another  important event this year was the Shark meeting at Malas Dive. At this place,  shark leaders agreed to share their poverty, pollution and population."

 

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