~:C.C.4.U:~ 'Assalaamualaykum'. {'I wish I had said that'! }~ Thank you ~

'Assalaamualaykum'... Brother,   Thank you for the feedback & appreciation...   I thought these were brilliant ! { Tongue-in-cheek so to speak ! }   Salaams to all....   Sister in faith with Smiles .... Y a s m i n. "All that is on earth will Perish. But will abide {Forever} the Face of thy Lord, full of Majesty, Bounty and Honour" {'Quran'- Surah Al-Rahman-55.26-27 }   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- On Sat, 9/8/12, Ahmad Jamal Ali <ahmadjamalali@yahoo.com> wrote: From: Ahmad Jamal Ali <ahmadjamalali@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: *Great Wit ~Brilliant Minds*~{ 'I wish I had said that'! }~ Good Ones ~ To: "Yasmin" <nurie786@yahoo.com> Date: Saturday, September 8, 2012, 3:50 PM Once again I thank Allaah for you  ! for if giving a smile is a charity giving a real piece of humor is priceless. Thank you . Of course I am sharing this with friends . Assalaamu 'alaikum. Ahmad Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android From: Y a s m i n. <nurie786@yahoo.com>; To: Yasmin <nurie786@yahoo.com>; Subject: *Great Wit ~Brilliant Minds*~{ 'I wish I had said that'! }~ Good Ones ~ Sent: Sat, Sep 8, 2012 6:06:06 PM 'Assalaamualaykum'. 1. Thomas Reed Vs. Henry Clay 2. Winston Churchill Vs. Lady Astor 3. NY Mayor Ed Koch Vs. Andrew Kirtzman after the reporter insisted on pressing a point about an inconsistent statement Koch had made. 5. Abraham Lincoln Vs. Stephen Douglas after Douglas called him "two-faced" during a debate: 6. Calvin Coolidge Vs. An Opera Singer 7. Pierre Trudeau Vs. Richard Nixon upon hearing that Nixon had called him an a--hole. 8. Oscar Wilde Vs. Lewis Morris. Morris had just been passed over for the Poet Laureateship. 9. Mohandas Gandhi Vs. Western Civilization 10. Miriam Hopkins Vs. An Anonymous Singer 11. James McNeill Whistler Vs. Oscar Wilde after Whistler had made a particularly witty observation. 12. Senator Fritz Hollings Vs. Henry McMastor when challenged by his Republican opponent during a televised debate to take a drug test. 13. Bill Clinton Vs. Dan Quayle after Quayle revealed that he planned to be "a pit bull" in the 1992 campaign against Clinton and Gore. 14. Niels Bohr Vs. A Reporter 15. Reverend Edward Everett Hale Vs. The U.S. Senate when asked if he prayed for the Senators. 16. Edna Ferber vs. Noel Coward. Coward was remarking upon the fact that Ferber was wearing a tailored suit. 17. Henry Clay Vs. Massachusetts Senator Daniel Webster after seeing a pack of mules walk by. 18. Winston Churchill Vs. a Member Of Parliament 19. Alcibiades Vs. Pericles 20. Calvin Coolidge Vs. Some Random Lady At A White House Dinner 21. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Vs.. An Admirer ~ 'SALAAMS'~ SMILES & MORE ! TO U ALL ~   Y a s m i n. "All that is on earth will Perish. But will abide {Forever} the Face of thy Lord, full of Majesty, Bounty and Honour" {'Quran'- Surah Al-Rahman-55.26-27 }