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Shakeel Ahmed

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

 

 

SANTA went to court JUDGE:"Order ! Order !" SANTA:"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE:"Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up! *************************************************   Wife comes home late at nightand quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanketshe sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball batand starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters,she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s "hi darling", he says,"your parents have come to visit us,so I let them stay in our bedroom.Hope you have said hello to them. *****************************************   Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! ****************************   After an accident,A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights& told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers& said No, no..No no. :D *****************************************   Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D ***********************

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Shakeel Ahmed

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

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