Table of Content
o "St. Patrick's Day Joke"
o QdJ
o "Two Men at a Bar"
o Picture du Jour
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
"St. Patrick's Day Joke"
An English Clergyman turned to a Scotchman and
asked : "What would you be if you were not Scot?"
The Scotchman said: "Why, an Englishman, of
course!"
Then the clergyman turned to a gentleman from
Ireland and asked him: "
And what would you be were you not an Irishman?"
The man thought a moment and said: "I'd be
ashamed of meself!"
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Quote du Jour
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single
glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat."
-- Alex Levine
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"Two Men at a Bar"
{A Classic!}
It all happened in a pub. A man stumbles up to
the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could
buy him a drink.
"Why of course,"comes the reply.
The first man then asks : "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds, "You don't say, I'm from
Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland
are you from?"
"Dublin", comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, " says the first man. "I'm from Dublin
too!"
"Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks, "what
school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated
in '62".
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to
Saint Mary's and graduated in '62, too!"
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and
sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?", he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley
twins are drunk again!"
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Picture du Jour
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o "St. Patrick's Day Joke"
o QdJ
o "Two Men at a Bar"
o Picture du Jour
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
"St. Patrick's Day Joke"
An English Clergyman turned to a Scotchman and
asked : "What would you be if you were not Scot?"
The Scotchman said: "Why, an Englishman, of
course!"
Then the clergyman turned to a gentleman from
Ireland and asked him: "
And what would you be were you not an Irishman?"
The man thought a moment and said: "I'd be
ashamed of meself!"
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Quote du Jour
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single
glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat."
-- Alex Levine
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"Two Men at a Bar"
{A Classic!}
It all happened in a pub. A man stumbles up to
the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could
buy him a drink.
"Why of course,"comes the reply.
The first man then asks : "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds, "You don't say, I'm from
Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland
are you from?"
"Dublin", comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, " says the first man. "I'm from Dublin
too!"
"Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks, "what
school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated
in '62".
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to
Saint Mary's and graduated in '62, too!"
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and
sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?", he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley
twins are drunk again!"
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Picture du Jour
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