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Tuesday, 12 March 2013

~:C.C.4.U:~ Gimme a job or else..................

 

 






In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the HR director started 
looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty looks came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away?
They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink.
He tried it and said, It's red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north 
slope, matured in steel containers.

"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass. It's red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, 
oak barrels.

Correct. The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it.
It's a Blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don't give me the job, I'll tell you who the father is !!!



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