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Thursday 24 January 2013

~:C.C.4.U:~ : Arthur Davidson & God

 

 



 


COURTESY :  ANDRE DEVULDER OF BELGIUM




  The inventor of the Harley ...




The inventor of the Harley-Davidson, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. 

Upon arrival at the pearly gates St. Peter says: 
- My son, you've always been good and your motorcycles have changed the world, who would you like to  meet ? 
Arthur thought for a moment and said: 
- I want to meet God! 
St. Peter took him to the throne room and introduced him to God. 
God recognized Arthur and said to him: 
- So, you're the inventor of the Harley-Davidson? 
Arthur replied: 
- Yes, that's me ... 
God answered: 
- This was not a good invention ... It is an unstable vehicle, noisy and polluting air, complicated maintenance with excessive consumption ... 
Arthur, a little bored with this comment, retorted: 
- Excuse me, but wasn't woman also not invented? 
 
- Yeah, that was me! God answered. 
- Ok, then between us, two professionals  your invention was very unreliable and sub standard. 

- The front suspension is very unreliable; 
 
- She is very noisy and chatters too much at high speeds; 
 
- In most cases, the rear suspension is too weak and vibrates too much; 
 

- The inlet is too close to the exhaust; 
- And the maintenance costs are incredibly high.   
 
God thought for a moment and replied:  
- Yes, it is true that my invention is flawed, however, continued on data in my possession, I can tell you 
that more women are my invention than yours .......








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