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<>_<>HUMOR- LAST 24 HOURS<>_<>

 

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the 
Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris 
Asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, so 
They make love.
About 6 hours later, the 
Husband goes to his wife and says,
'Honey, you know I now have 
Only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one 
More time?'
Of course, the wife agrees, 
And they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into 
Bed, he looks at his watch
And realizes that he now has 
Only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's 
Shoulder and asks,
'Honey, please.... Just one 
More time before I die.'
She says, 'Of course, Dear,' 
And they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife 
Rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending death, 
Tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. 
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we 
Could...'
At this point the wife sits 
Up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough 
I have to get up in the morning... You don't.' .