~:C.C.4.U:~ Latest Sardar Jokes

 

                                     Latest Sardar Jokes

*Sugar Test* * Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar level regularly. * * Sardars and scooter* * Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space. * * Lion and Sardars* * Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand " * * Cyclone* * Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone" Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle" * * Side Effects* * Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects! * *Bus tickets* * Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket Sardar: Give two tickets Conductor: Why two? Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there Conductor: What if you lose both? Sardar: No problem, I have pass... * *Advice* * A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too" * * Oxygen* * Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773 Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died... * * Skeleton* * Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting ,but forgot to stop it!!!

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