| ...Such Marxian Humor!... [Luv the cartoon below............!]
...MY FUNNY DOCTOR...
Let me tell you about my doctor.... He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.
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He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years.. Before he realised she was Chinese. ~~~~~
Another time, he gave a patient six months to live.
At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill,
So, the doctor gave him another six months.
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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said...
"Tell him I can't see him."
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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,
Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor calmly replied... "Well let's just wait and see what develops." ~~~~~
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."
The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied,
"When did what start?"
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I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice:
"Don't answer it."
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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
"Here, take these - If they don't work, give me a ring."
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Another guy told the doctor that he thought
he was a deck of cards.
The doctor thoughtfully said,
"Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."
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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop going to those places.
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You know..... something ? doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment,
Then he says....
"I wish you had come to me sooner." | | ~My 'Salaams' & Smiles to You All~
~ Y a s m i n ~ 
"All that is on earth will Perish. But will abide {Forever} the Face of thy LORD, full of Majesty, Bounty and Honour" {'Quran'- Surah Al-Rahman-55.26-27 } | |
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