Amazing Mail from my friend Mahesh> Enjoy it
Costco Doctor
> One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
> "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
> "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies
> "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine
> sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about
> it.
> It takes ten s econds and costs ten dollars - A lot cheaper than a
> doctor."
> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco.
>
> He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the
> urine sample... He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
> Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
> "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
> activity.. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
> Costco.."
> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
> began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
> from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good
> measure.
> Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results.. He deposits
> ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results .
> The computer prints the following:
> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
> 2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle
> 7)
> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.. Get a lawyer.
> 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
> better!
> Thank you for shopping @ Costco!
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