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Saturday 23 February 2013

~:C.C.4.U:~ Vibrators And Men (adult)

 

 

Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men

- A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."

- Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV.

- Batteries are cheaper than pickup trucks !

- When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.

- It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.

- We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.

- Position is your choice, not his.

- It always is hard.

- It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.

- They don't get tired after the first time.

- They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.

- In the morning you don't have to fix it breakfast.

- Safe sex without a rubber.

- A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it!

- Going and going and going  [while you keep coming and coming]!

- You can do it anytime, anywhere you want!

- It doesn't leave a wet spot.

- It can be stashed away in a drawer.

- It doesn't have a mother!





 













 

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