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Smile Please.....   Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,Billi Kutte se darti hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.! Duniya Gol Hai...         ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke 'koi antim ichcha?' sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita... Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai.. Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...         ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls. Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do. Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga. Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga? Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga         ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks. Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai! Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..? Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?