~:C.C.4.U:~ Re: Fw: 5 OLD LADIES

 

5 OLD LADIES Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding  drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22  KPH.   Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a  speeder!"     So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver  over.    Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old  ladies,   two in the front seat and three  in the back...wide eyed and white as  ghosts.   The driver, obviously confused,  says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed  limit! What seems to be the  problem?"   "Ma'am," the officer replies,  "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower  than   the speed limit can also be a danger to other  drivers."   "Slower than the speed limit? No  sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty-two kilometers an  hour!"  ..the old woman says a bit proudly.     The Police officer, trying to  contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not the  speed limit.   A bit embarrassed, the woman  grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her  error.   "But before I let you go, Ma'am,  I have to ask...Is everyone in this car  OK?  These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a peep  this whole time," the officer asks.   "Oh, they'll be all right in a  minute officer. We just got off Highway  189."

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