*A plane crashed *
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Bihar. Panic stricken, the local state police mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
They entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hey-Mishra ji," the officer yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is the airplane ofLallu Parsad?"
"Yep."
They entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hey-Mishra ji," the officer yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is the airplane ofLallu Parsad?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They were's all kilt." the farmer answered. "I buried them all meself. Took most of the morning."
"Lallu is dead?" the officer asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies....
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies....
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