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DISNEYLAND Two Newfies were going to Disneyland   They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT.  They  turned around and went home.

 

FLORIDA OR MOON

Two newfies  were sitting on a bench talking, and one says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away.. Florida or the moon?'  The other turns and says  jezz bye that's easy.  Can you see Florida ?????'

 

CAR
TROUBLE

A newfie pushes his BMW into a gas station.. he tells the mechanic it died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

The newfie says, 'What's the story?'

The mechanic replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

The newf asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

 

SPEEDING TICKET

 A police officer stops a newfie for speeding and asks him  if he could see his license.

 he replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

 

THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A newfie goes into the doctor's office and said that his body hurt wherever he touched it.

 

'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'

 

The newfie  took his finger, pushed on his left shoulder and screamed, then he pushed his elbow and screamed even more. he pushed his knee and screamed; then he pushed his ankle and screamed. Everywhere he touched made him scream.

 

The doctor said, 'You're not from Ontario are you?

 

Nohe said, 'I'm actually from Newfoundland.'

 

'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

 

IN A VACUUM

 

A newfie was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.... It was his turn.  he rolled the dice and  landed on Science & Nature. His question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' he thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

 

FINALLY,
THE NEWFIE JOKE TO END ALL NEWFIE JOKES!

 

A guy was visiting his newfie friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked him what their names were. The newfie replied  that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. His friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'  Dats easy answered the newfie 'They're watch dogs'!

 

I’d Like To Add Another Newfie Joke

A policeman pulls over a Newfie, in Ontariofor speeding, while he’s writing out the ticket  a fly was bothering the  Cop, so the Newfie says. That’s a circle fly sir. The policeman asks, what’s a circle fly, Newfie says, them are the flies you find in the barn around a horses ass. The policeman says, you calling me a horses ass, oh no sir, I would never say a thing like that, but you can't fool them flies sir.

 

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