| Intelligent Baccha xD=p A female teacher, was hving a problem wid a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade, Ï'm smarter dan my sis & she's in d 4th grade'. The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took d boy 2 d Principal's office. She explained everything 2 d Principal who decided 2 test d boy with some questions dat a 4th grade shud knw. Principal: What's 3+3? Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6? Boy: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked d boy many ques $ the boy got them right. The Principal den asked M'am 2 send d boy 2 4th grade. M'am decided 2 ask sum more questions & the Principal agreed. M'am: Wat does a cow have 4 of,that Ï've only 2 of? Boy: Legs M'am: What's in ur pants dat u have but I dont have? Boy: Pockets M'am: Wat starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut M'am: Wat goes in hard & pink den comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop d answer, d boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble Gum M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. Wat am I? Boy: Tent D principal was luking restless M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. D best man always has me 1stn what am I? Boy: Wedding Ring M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. Wen u blow me,u feel good? Boy: Nose M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wid a quiver Boy:Arrow M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand? Boy:Fork M'am: Wats it dat all men have,it's longer in some men dan others,d Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname M'am: What part of d man has no bone,but has muscles wid a lot of veins like pumpkin & responsible 4 making love? Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told d teacher:- 'Send d boy 2 University, I got d last 10 questions wrong myself!X_X :$ |
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