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Tuesday, 22 January 2013

~:C.C.4.U:~ Beer & Colonoscopy

 

  Beer & Colonoscopy

 






 

 

 


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Ok this is funny!!!!!!!!!!!













                      It was my first time visiting Dr Putz

                      for a colonoscopy

                      I went into his office for my first rectal exam.

                      His new blond nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room.

                      She told me to get undressed and have a seat
until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few
minutes.



                    After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.

                    While waiting I observed there were three items on
a stand next to the exam table:

                    A Tube of K-Y jelly,

                    A rubber glove

                    And a beer

                    .



                    When Dr. Putz finally came in I said,

                    "Look Doc", I'm a little confused

                    This is my first exam.

                    I know what the

                    K-Y is for,

                    And I know what the

                    glove is for,

                    But can you tell me what the

                    BEER is for?"

                    At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged
and stormed over to the door.

                    He flung the door open and yelled to his new
blonde nurse, "Damn it, Evelyn !!!

                    I said a BUTT LIGHT!"



                    Live Well,

                    Love Much,

                    Laugh Often!



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