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Thursday, 6 September 2012

~:C.C.4.U:~ for $ 20.

 

 

MEN WILL , Saalaa , NEVER CHANGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
 
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
 
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
 
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband  in a very drunken state.
He explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he'd been , well , let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job , then he burst into tears.
 
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.
 
Then , she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million.
She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments. The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.
 
Finally he found his voice and blurted out,
 
'If I'd had any idea that you were investing those $ 20 for this day, I would have had sex only with you.'    
 
                     That's when she shot him.
Men just don't know when to keep their mouth shut, specially when drunk !!!!!

 
 








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