~:C.C.4.U:~ FIFE

 

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Wife....

An intelligent wife is one who spends so much money that her husband can't afford another woman.
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Cool message by a woman: Dear mother-in-law,
"don't teach me how to handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."
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A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came home and asked, What happened son??
Kid said, can't adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.?
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In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Banta Singh's wife.
Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Banta: Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera..
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What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle.
If one punctures, the vehicle can't move further.
Moral: Always keep a spare tire....
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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.
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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

 

Ather

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