~:C.C.4.U:~ Once Only Once!!!

 

Once Only Once!!!

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He
presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.

"No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once,
but I didn't like it."

The sales rep shows his display case and then, hoping to clinch a
sale, offers to take the manager out for a round of drinks.

"No, thanks," the plant manager replies. "You know, I tried alcohol
once, but didn't like it.

Then the salesman glances out the office window and sees a golf course.

"I suppose you play golf," says the salesman. "I'd like to invite you
to be a guest at my club."

"That's kind of you, but no, thanks," the manager says. "I played golf
once, but I didn't like it."

Just then a young man enters the office.

"Let me introduce my son, Mike," says the plant manager.

"Let me guess," the salesman replies. "An only child?"

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