~:C.C.4.U:~ How's Your Day Going?

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.   "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."  "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.  I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking  lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.  I left my wallet in the cab I took home.  I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!  But enough about me, how's your day going? Belva                           Aberdeen College, College Administration, Gallowgate, Aberdeen, AB25 1BN. The Board of Management of Aberdeen College is incorporated under the provisions of the Further and Higher Education (Scotland) Acts 1992 and 2005 is recognised as a Scottish Charity No 21174. Telephone 01224 612000. E-mail enquiry@abcol.ac.uk. Web www.abcol.ac.uk The information contained in this message is sent in the strictest confidence for the addressee only. It is intended only for the use of the addressee. If you have received this e-mail in error, the contents should not be disclosed nor should copies be taken and you are requested to delete this message and to advise the sender of the error in transmission. It is your responsibility to scan this message to ensure that it is free of viruses. The College does not accept any liability for any virus infection or breaches of security in relation to email transmissions.